Ebay (爆笑音乐帖)

steveking

Ebay - by Weird Al Yankovic  

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

[ 本帖最后由 steveking 于 2008-3-22 11:47 编辑 ]

白墨水

这个搞笑的！可惜没法加分，不然一定大大的给你加！

fish770

好！

我爱猫

哈哈，好笑。。。歌词很好的说。。
老飞老飞，你可以写一首淘宝的歌。。。

steveking

猫猫大款，竟说好话了，没给我加分呢

原帖由 我爱猫 于 2008-3-22 16:14 发表
哈哈，好笑。。。歌词很好的说。。
老飞老飞，你可以写一首淘宝的歌。。。

steveking

我就在 EBAY 上买过一个小音箱，$1, 从香港邮寄过来，收了邮费好像有 $11. 买回来发现质量很烂，就不用了。

dfg

唱的真好，不比后街差啊。

steveking

他恶搞了好多人的歌，我喜欢

degra

haha, 牛！

aalaalei

(paopaobing(32)) 哈哈哈～～～～～
这个强的～～～～～～～～