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本帖最后由 gandu 于 2014-6-12 17:18 编辑
看起来澳洲政府对联合攻击战斗机项目的承诺没有预期理想
政府已经订购了一共７２部由洛克马丁公司制作的战机
但这买卖在出台前就受到炮轟
批评人士说，飞机曾试图成为所有人的全能机但却没有实践它设计的任务。
下面由Herald Sun 互联网部门虚构出来阿宝跟的电邮，通过互联网的先驱太阳报处可想而知，我们下午艾伯特和联合攻击战斗机项目主管Christopher C Bogdan 中尉自己的电邮
我们只能希望事情会好转。
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Greeting future customer,
My name is General Christopher Bogdan boss at Airforce in America.
You hear maybe already about Joint Strike Fighter program.
Your previous leader Mr Kevin already order many new aeroplane with special deal Lockheed Martin F-35.
I write you now to say we give extra special deal for good customer.
You need more F-35 plane and we make good price for homeland security make neighbours jealous.
I look forward to you reply with answer please. Netherlands also orders planes.
Wishes,
General Bogdan
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
你好未来的客户，
我的名字是Christopher Bogdan 将军， 美国空军老板。
你也许已经听过关于联合攻击战斗机计划。
你的前领导陆克文先生已经在特别交易里订购了许多新的飞机洛克马丁公司的F-35。
我现在写信跟你说我们给予良好客户额外特别交易。
你需要更多的F-35飞机而我们给国土安全局的好价格得到邻居们嫉妒。
我期待着你的回答。
荷兰也定了飞机。
祝愿，
Bogdan 将军
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
Hi General,
Thanks for your email.
This is just what we need.
What price can you do for 58 more planes? Please include delivery costs.
Best,
Tony
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
嗨将军，
感谢您的来信。
这正是我们需要的。
你可以做什么价格如果我要多５８架飞机？请包括快递费用。
如意，
托尼
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Dear Mr Tony,
I see already we can make good price.
For 58 new plane at cost of $12,000,000,000.
Guaranteed excellent plane to bomb anything even from far away.
We take PayPal payment only.
Wishes,
General Bogdan
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
亲爱的阿宝先生，
我看到我们已经给好价钱。
对于58架新飞机价格 12０亿美刀。
保证优秀飞机轟炸任何东西，甚至来自很远。
我们只接受Paypal付款。
祝愿，
Bogdan 将军
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
Thanks, General.
I’ll have to run that by Treasury.
Do you think you could send those Paying Pal details to them directly?
I’m not very good with computers.
Cheers,
Tony
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
谢谢，将军。
我将不得不由财政部来运行。
你认为你可以直接给他们发Paypal付款细节吗？
我不是很会使用电脑。
再见，
托尼
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
that ok no problem I send banking details to Mr Treasury and he wire me money.
First payment only $12 billion. Next payment more maybe, depends.
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
那OK没问题我把银行付款信息发给财政部先生和他电汇我钱。
首付款只12０亿美刀。下一次付款更多也许，要看情况。
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
What do you mean it depends？
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
你的要看情况是神马意思？
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Not sure like, if aeroplane cost this much now maybe cost more later.
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
不清楚，好像，如果飞机成本是这么多现在，也许日后成本更高。
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
General, I’ve just had our guys take a look at these aeroplane specs.
They say each plane can only carry two missiles and two bombs.
That seems low to me. Are you sure that’s right?
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
将军，我刚和我们的人看来这些飞机的规格。
他们说，每架飞机只能携带两枚导弹和两枚炸蛋。
这似乎低了点。你确定是正确的？
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Two missile enough. Who need more than two missile?
More than two enemy aeroplane at same time very unlucky.
Please make payment $12,000,000,000 soon as you can.
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
两导弹够了。谁需要多于两个导弹？
在同一时间多于两架敌机非常不走运。
如果可以，请尽快付120亿美刀。
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
General, I’ve been reading an internet forum about other people who have tried this aeroplane.
They say there were cracks found in a load-bearing alloy bulkhead and unacceptable compression and expansion levels in the drive shaft.
I’m not happy receiving 72 of these planes if they don’t work properly.
Tony
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
将军，我一直在阅读其他人曾尝试过这架飞机的一个网上论坛。
他们说，承重合金舱壁发现裂缝和不可接受的驱动轴压缩和扩张。
我不想接收那７２架飞机，如果他们不能正常工作。
托尼
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
General, I’m waiting for a response to my last email.
And I’m also a bit concerned the plane bears striking similarity to the Chinese Chengdu J-31.
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
将军，我在等待我的最后一封电子邮件的响应。
我也有点担心飞机跟中国成都歼-31有着惊人的相似，。
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Internet forums always lies. You trust that?
Plane in good flying mode ready to attack. Only genuine product.
We make best blueprint design for ultra efficient.
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
网络论坛总是谎言满布的，你相信吗？
飞机在良好的飞行模式，准备攻击。只有真品。
我们为超高效率做最好的蓝图设计，。
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
Can I see the designs?
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
我可以看到这些设计吗？
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来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
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From: Tony Abbott [Tony.PM@aph.gov.au]
I’m not paying for that.
来自：阿宝 [Tony.PM @ aph.gov.au]
我不付钱买这些东西。
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From: PayPal — receipt notification
Treasury has approved your payment to USAF69 for $12,000,000,000
Start shopping for Father’s Day now with our top gift ideas.
来自：Paypal - 收据通知
财政部已经批准了您的付款USAF69的120亿美刀
现在从我们的最棒的礼物点子开始为父亲节购物。
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From: General Bogdan [USAF69@gmail.com]
Already payment. Aeroplane coming 2018 ready to use 2020 maybe.
来自：Bogdan 将军[USAF69@gmail.com]
已经付款。2018交付飞机，可能在2020年可以使用。
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