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deen 发表于 2013-8-18 13:47 
别走啊,搞笑还没完。
回答,你店一周用多少牛奶!
嗯,LZ的店怎么可能用牛奶呢。用了牛奶还怎么赚钱啊。就LZ对销售代表那狠劲,估计每次供货的时候对话是这样的。
LZ: that whom, give me $400 worth of milk.
Sales: (oh, this guy agian) could you please tell me how many crates would you like to order this time.
LZ: $400's
Sales: sorry, i need the number of crates.
LZ: MLGB, I said $400's, can't u understand what I said. If you don't understant, what's your problem. I am awsome. But still, I can't help you to understand me. Therefore, be my guest....
Sale: I am really sorry, we take the order base on the quantity, not the worth of the product. There is no way I can place order in your way. Could you please just tell me a number.
LZ: Listen up. I said $400, I don't give a dam shit to your policy, otherwise I can replace you with my subsitution ( LZ speaking in his mind, I don't really need your milk to make coffee, I can make it with water only, em, water can be my backup plan, that will also save me a lot of money and I can use it to pay $25/hr to my staffs with the highest payrate in Mel CBD that's a perfect sample of cost management agian. I AM AWSOME!!)
Phone hang up.
以上内容纯属虚构,如有雷同纯属巧合。Happy Weekend.
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